when you say a great comeback without stuttering
orange is the new black
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I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM
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From the look on her face, some pretty dissatisfying sex
That looks like 6 minutes of under the covers missionary disappointment
i cant stop laughing at this whole thing
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California cops are pulling people over for.the.best.reason.EVER. See all the surprised reactions here.
The only time they’ll pull over white people
when someone changes their url
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i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this
she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.
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Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church
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That little girl’s in my care! We’ve been through more together than you can imagine. Anyone who tries to get between me and her « ANYONE! » is gonna wind up dead! You hear me?
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