I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
I would leave this note.
this is honestly still the funniest thing i have ever seen
“I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.”
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again." Commission piece of Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs" as a narwhal